My roomie often drops some serious gems especially since he's become a bit of a stoner lately, and most of my facebook statuses end up being quotes of him, so I figured maybe I should post them here instead. Some of them are typical stoner things, silly things, or offensive things he says to get a rise out of his girlfriend.
While watching the news tonight, a story about a 14 year old girl who killed herself flashes by.
His girlfriend: "Why did she kill herself?"
My roomate: "Because she was too hot"